Un par sin par

Pelean Pastrana y Samper
por las elecciones gringas.
Tan pronto pasó la minga
se agarraron a joder.
Los dos viudos del poder,
opinan sin ton ni son,
con sus frases de cajón.
Juntos se cogen a palos
y, si se acusan de malos
ambos tienen la razón

“Usted mendiga la visa”,
le tuitea Andrés a Ernesto:
“gran bojote deshonesto”
con maledicencia atiza.
“En eso no tengo prisa”,
le responde el aludido,
que de todos es sabido
que su visa para entrar,
es para allá visitar
a parientes recluidos.

“Un burro hablando de orejas”,
-grita el delfín bogotano-
“de coca no hable, paisano,
que en usted es cosa vieja.
Allá le tienen la queja
y, aunque mucho le duela,
carga usted la secuela
de aquella plata malvada,
en la cajita morada,
de Rodríguez Orejuela”.

Así, entre elogios y dichos
de gobiernos fracasados;
recordaron su pasado
expresando sus caprichos.
Se cayeron de sus nichos
por mandatos malhadados.
Ya no son bien recordados
y la multitud les grita,
que lo mejor, ahorita,
es que se queden callados.

Si quieren ese debate
(“¿cuál de los dos fue más malo?”)
acudimos al rescate:
que seguro en un remate
regalados salen caros.

v

GERARDO MARTÍNEZ MARTÍNEZ

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    Un caluroso saludo

  60. *P* arece como de mentiras
    *A* Samper de nuevo ataca
    *S* ibarita que bien respiras
    *T* ienes tu cabeza de caca
    *R* eyezuelo sin poder
    *A* l pueblo otra vez engaña
    *N* o dejas de joder
    *¡A* h! que nueva patraña.

    *Y* estos dos en esa se la pasan

    *S* u vida es muy cuestionada
    *A* los Orejuela debe presidencia
    *M* i Mogollón que buena salvada
    *P* or tu magnífica “sentencia”
    *E* nhorabuena me has salvado
    *R* abón Andresito ha quedado

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